|Hey guys and gals, want to OWN (In a backwards not really sort of a way) a part of THE NICK SHOW!?!?! Well now is your chance to immediately jump and buy a T-SHIRT! That's right a nice 100% Cotton (I think) T-SHIRT for Hank Musgrove's (of Nick Show fame) band. Newly formed Hank Musgrove and the Mother Fucking Maniacs. Be a part of this wonderful offer NOW! Here's how:|
The T-Shirt you will be acquiring will be one of
3, COUNT 'EM, THREE SIZES!
You have choices of S, M, and/or L. Now if that isn't selection, I DON'T
KNOW WHAT IS!!! To acquire this WONDERFUL,
EXCLUSIVE, and LIMITED (OMG!) item just E-MAIL
Nick at IreallyWANTaFUCKINGtshirtNOW@thenickshow.com.
Then he will inform you how to get this one of a kind deal for the LOW-LOW price
Can you FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAID??!?!? TEN DOLLARS! FUCK, Nick paid SEVENTY FUCKING DOLLARS for a T-SHIRT just because it said ROCK N' ROLL ROBOT on it... and you are telling me this WONDERFUL Nick Show T-Shirt is 1/7th the COST?!?!? AMAZING! Absolutely amazing!
|Look at how FUCKING NICE I look wearing it. I CAN'T BELIEVE MY OWN EYES HOW AWESOME I LOOK! ARGH! Regardless this is NO JOKE. Hank is SELLING t-shirts for HIS band, and I am ALLOWING the wonderful people that frequent my little web site this EXCLUSIVE offer to own a piece of this, for the low-low price of $10. ACT NOW!|