Hey guys and gals, want to OWN (In a backwards not really sort of a way) a part of THE NICK SHOW!?!?!  Well now is your chance to immediately jump and buy a T-SHIRT!  That's right a nice 100% Cotton (I think) T-SHIRT for Hank Musgrove's (of Nick Show fame) band.  Newly formed Hank Musgrove and the Mother Fucking Maniacs.  Be a part of this wonderful offer NOW!  Here's how:
The T-Shirt you will be acquiring will be one of 3, COUNT 'EM, THREE SIZES!  You have choices of S, M, and/or L.  Now if that isn't selection, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!!!  To acquire this WONDERFUL, EXCLUSIVE, and LIMITED (OMG!) item just E-MAIL Nick at IreallyWANTaFUCKINGtshirtNOW@thenickshow.com.  Then he will inform you how to get this one of a kind deal for the LOW-LOW price of $10

Can you FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAID??!?!?  TEN DOLLARS!  FUCK, Nick paid SEVENTY FUCKING DOLLARS for a T-SHIRT just because it said ROCK N' ROLL ROBOT on it... and you are telling me this WONDERFUL Nick Show T-Shirt is 1/7th the COST?!?!?  AMAZING!  Absolutely amazing! 

Look at how FUCKING NICE I look wearing it.  I CAN'T BELIEVE MY OWN EYES HOW AWESOME I LOOK!  ARGH!  Regardless this is NO JOKE.  Hank is SELLING t-shirts for HIS band, and I am ALLOWING the wonderful people that frequent my little web site this EXCLUSIVE offer to own a piece of this, for the low-low price of $10.  ACT NOW!